Back in LaLaLand

The good news is Steve and I are still legally married in the State of California. The bad news is that no same-sex couples who want to tie the knot will be able to. Yes, Proposition 8 was upheld today by the California Supreme Court.

I've only skimmed the opinion, but I have to agree with the court on this one: The right of the people to amend the constitution needs to be protected. I get that. But why not change the rules so you need 60 percent of the vote instead of a simple majority. If the process were thus, 8 would have gone down in November and all this would be moot.

You must forgive the tardiness of this entry, but I turned my computer off before I left for Wisconsin, and when I got back it didn't want to turn back on. A little troubleshooting revealed that I needed a new power supply. $170 later, I am back online, so here we go!

First: Captain Jack Sparrow of the Black Pearl was on the subway last week and he took the wrong train.

Those of you who follow the blog will recall the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you've read any of their literature at all, you will know that global warming is a direct result of the decreasing number of pirates on the planet. The jaunty gentleman on the subway was certainly doing his part.

Actually, he was an out-of-work or wanna-be actor who was doing an ersatz Sparrow (and not a very good one once you got past the pirate costume), heading up to Hollywood & Highland to pose for pictures with tourists and make a couple of bucks in the mix.

But he found himself on the Purple Line, which I take down Wilshire, instead of the Red Line, which goes to Hollywood, Universal City and North Hollywood. When I left the station at Wilshire and Western, he was wandering around, wondering where he was. Not a very effective characterization for such a savvy traveling man.

On Monday, I was on the bus on Hollywood Boulevard passing in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater and saw Jack out front with the hoards of tourists. As the bus proceeded west, I saw another Jack Sparrow heading east toward Grauman's. I wonder what happened when they met: Maybe some kind of matter-antimatter thing?

Second: The performance of "Arsenic & Old Lace," which took place at La Perla del Mar Chapel in Shell Beach on Saturday, May 16.

Steve and I took off from Los Angeles Friday around 4 p.m. We got into Arroyo Grande around 9:30. It was a hell of a drive. We checked into the motel and then headed over to the moms' house to say hello.

Saturday we had breakfast out with the moms. Call was noon for a 2 p.m. show. The cast included Paula McDougal as Abby, Kit Sine as Martha, Steve Burtner as Teddy, Mike Mesker as Mortimer, Robin Riker as Elaine, Pete Star as Jonathan, Mike Suddarth as Dr. Einstein and Officer Brophy, Ted McDougal as Dr. Harper and Mr. Witherspoon, yours truly as Officer Klein, Phillip McDougal as Officer O'Hara and Mr. Gibbs, Cody White as Lt. Rooney, and Kittie Vicars (my lul sis) as the narrator.

I was really amazed at the amount of work and study the entire cast put in on the show, even though it was just reader's theater. About 20 people showed up (including Cousin Sandy, who came all the way from Long Island, New York, and Robin's brother-in-law, David, who came from Atlanta, Ga.) and it was a very appreciative audience. Sister Kittie had put together a buffet table of snacks and drinks, and everyone seemed to have a great time.

Robin's husband, Evan was there to chronicle the event, and seemed to be having as much fun as the rest of us did. I wait with anticipation to see his handiwork.

The show ended around 5 o'clock, so the out-of-towners all got together at the moms' afterwards. We ordered in Chinese food. The meal was really good (it always is when everyone orders something different), but the fortunes in the cookies were decidedly mundane.

Steve and I headed back down to Pasadena on Sunday after a farewell breakfast with the family at a restaurant called the Quarterdeck. Robin, Evan, David and Sandy returned on Monday.

For me, it was good to do some theater again. It's been well over a decade since I last took the directorial reins, and Mom and Aunt Kit and I had always talked about doing this show. Granted, it wasn't a very extensive production, but even with minimal technical, it was fun to direct again, if only for a rehearsal or two.

Third: My trip to Wisconsin to visit my brother Steve and his family. I left on Wednesday, May 6, for a four-day visit with Steve and Pam and Amanda and Emily in Ettrick.

I arrived Wednesday about 7:30 in La Crosse. Steve picked me up at the airport (no checked baggage, so no delays), and we stopped off at a Wendy's on the way out to their place, since I hadn't had any food beyond an apple galette and a latte at an LAX Starbuck's before boarding the plane there. I polished off a chicken sandwich and shared the fries with Steve on the drive home.

On Thursday, Steve and Pam had to work in the morning and Emily had classes, so I vegged out at the homestead and waited for Amanda to show up after her shift at work. She got there around noon, and everyone got together in the afternoon. Steve and Pam went to a faculty dinner while I took Amanda and Emily to dinner in La Crosse (onion blossom and cheese curds for appetizers), then we went to play pool at Top Shots (I actually won a game against Emily, even though she has her own pool cue; always a bad sign for us amateurs) and wait for the parents to show.

Friday, Pam and Amanda took me on a grand tour of La Crosse. First, though, we stopped in Onalaska on the drive in to see a very large and excellently painted sunfish (the animal, not the boat). It sits on the hill above the Mississippi, with wonderful views of the river. While we were there, a woman offered to take a picture of the three of us. In Los Angeles, this would mean she wants to steal your camera. In Wisconsin, it just means she's a nice lady who saw us taking pictures and offered to help out.

We lunched at the boat club, which is a river version of a yacht club without a lot of the attitude and pretense (but there was some). After lunch, we visited the International Friendship Garden and the Hiawatha statue (a 25-foot, 25-ton concrete sculpture watching over the conjunction of the La Crosse, Black and Mississippi rivers) in Riverside Park (the steamboat museum was closed until Memorial Day). According to Pam, there's a big festival held there every Fourth of July weekend (cleverly named "Riverfest"). It sounded like an old-fashioned American good time (in the words of Captain Beefheart: "Everything a nation needs/for making whoopla while it feeds). And the steamboat museum is open then. So, after a stroll through the park, we visited the city art center, where they were putting up a show of artwork of the mentally ill (very intriguing and mildly disturbing). They also had a number of large garishly decorated cranes (like the cows other cities have).

From there, we walked around the convention center and ended up at Pearl Street, which used to be the red light district for the riverfront. Like so many old red light districts, it was renovated and now sports a bevy of trendy shops (well, trendy for Wisconsin). Among them was the original cheesehead shop, where you can purchase those foam cheese wedge hats (and various other cheese-related paraphernalia), along with cow stuff. Lots of cow stuff. There were a couple art galleries with overpriced and hastily executed work by local artists. And antique stores filled with local and not-so-local artifacts, also at inflated prices. The ice cream shop was my favorite, though: an old-timey place with an ice cream counter and a candy counter. I was very, very good and only had one scoop.

One of the many highlights was visiting the world's largest six-pack of beer. They are actually holding tanks at the local brewery, but they've been decorated to emulate their smaller locally brewed counterparts. Big sunfish. Big indian. Big six-pack. I thought California was king of big tasteless effigies, but Wisconsin has us all beat on that front.

The afternoon was waxing, so we headed up to Grandad Bluff for a really good overall look of La Crosse. The large marsh that sits right in town was easily evident from this vantage point, and that's where we were headed once we stopped at the university and picked up Steve from his last two classes.

From there, we took a long, leisurely walk in the marshes (well, not in the marshes). There were lots of water fowl (baby geese, which I know are called goslings, but "baby geese!" sounds cuter).

Now, during the previous evening and earlier in the day, Emily and Amanda had been lobbying me to press my brother (for whom Friday is a take-and-bake pizza and rent-a-DVD night) to have broasted chicken from Beaches, an Ettick landmark consisting of a bar and a small cafe. Both Emily and Amanda work there off and on. When we stopped in for a meal there earlier, Emily disappeared when we sat down: Turned out, she knew the woman who was working that day was a horrible cook, so she went in and cooked the entire meal for us. Dude! Is that homespun or what? (For those of you in the know, this is the place that Emily wants to buy.)

On Saturday we went to Taliesen East, the home and workshop of Frank Lloyd Wright. It still functions as a teaching institution with the fellows living on the grounds. It wasn't in the best of shape and not a lot of activity was in evidence, but it was quite interesting. I came away with the same impression of Wright: a bully and a genius who didn't seem like a very likeable person. But his designs still inspire me. After, we stopped at a small church where his family cemetery is housed, and we got a look at his final resting place.

It was a very long drive (over an hour) through some very beautiful scenery (see evidence of cows in the inset photo). When I arrived in Wisconsin, spring had just started taking hold of the countryside: All the fields sported new grass (it looked like someone had just mowed the entire state) and all the trees were just past budding in that bright spring yellow-green that makes your eyes pop.

On Sunday we went to Red Wing, Minn., home of the shoe, yes, but also home to famous pottery. My main reason for requesting this trek (also fairly long) is because there is an outlet store that has the complete line of Fiesta Ware in every color available. And since hubby Steve and I have started collecting Fiesta Ware, I splurged and got some nifty chili bowls, a couple of corn plates and a holder for the sweetener packets we use for our coffee at home. What total fun. On the way back, we stopped at a dam and lock in Alma (I think that was the name). The town is almost as interesting as the lock, like all the little towns in this area of the country. They all just feel so homey.

Monday was time to head back to L.A. My flight left La Crosse at 12:45, and I was home in Pasadena by 7:30 that evening. Nothing too untoward occurred on the ride home. Tuesday I took as a day off, which I always try to do when I get home from traveling. The next day, May 13, was the first day of the Cannes Film Festival, so I've been pretty busy ever since then.

So I think that sort of brings us up to speed on what's happening with Mark (God, I love it when it's all about me). Here's hoping the time between blog entries will get somewhat shorter. Keep checking in.

A&OL: The First Rehearsal

The last few days here in L.A. have been hellish, with temperatures toying with 100 degrees. Today a lovely wind has blown in from the ocean and everything is cooling off. Here in mid-Wilshire, where I work, it's in the 70s with a light breeze. Still lots of smog around, though.

But this is not my tale for today: I am here to chronicle the first rehearsal of "Arsenic & Old Lace," which took place at the moms' house in Arroyo Grande last Saturday. It's taken me this long to get a slot of time to write this, and I wanted to wait for Evan, Cousin Robin's husband, to e-mail some of the pictures he took of the event. I'm sure you'll agree that it was well worth the short wait.

Steve and I started in Pasadena, leaving about 9:30 in the morning. The drive up to Arroyo Grande was pleasant and, except for nearly getting creamed from behind by a speeding BMW just south of Summerland, things went well. There was the one point when we stopped for lunch and got delayed by several wrong turns in Goleta, but the rest of the drive was uneventful, and we arrived at the moms' at about 1:30.

My sister Kittie is stage-managing and I am directing. The moms, of course, are playing the two sisters. We didn't have a Mortimer for the first rehearsal (he was auditioning for something else, I believe), and one or two of the smaller roles are cast with folks who also weren't present, so Kittie read those parts. (She has me down to play Officer Klein, but as I was busy taking notes, Deb Star read that part.) Kittie is also the narrator I've added to our reader's theater version: between filling in for folks absent and reading the narrator, she was busy. At one point, she read over a page of the script all by herself!

In the overall shot we have, clockwise from far left, Steve Burtner (Teddy), yours truly, Teddy McDougal (Dr. Harper/Mr. Witherspoon), Mike Suddarth (Dr. Einstein), Kittie Vicars (narrator), Pete Star (Jonathan), Deb Star (groupie and my designated reader), Phililp McDougal (Mr. Gibbs/Officer O'Hara), Robin Riker (Elaine), Paula-mom (Abby) and Kit-mom (Martha).

When we first gathered to begin the read-through, Goldie, the moms' dog, thought everyone was there to see her and, hopefully, give her walkies and/or treats. She went around and around in the middle of the circle of people until it became clear we were there for something more important. Once she had realized that, she grabbed her pig ear, sat in the center of things and chewed it until she dozed off.

It was odd having a read through that was also a rehearsal. Some of the folks were getting their scripts for the first time, but things went amazingly well for what was essentially a cold read. There weren't a whole lot of notes to make, since everyone had a pretty good idea of the parts and how they wanted to play them. Also, with no staging required, we were a little freer to play around with it.

It's been over a decade since I directed my last show but it didn't take long to get the creative juices flowing. Over the course of the rehearsal we came up with numerous ideas to keep the piece reader's theater and yet add a little visual punch to it and give the actors more latitude to get creative themselves.

This was a "ninja run" for Steve and me (a phrase coined by Robin which means drive up in the morning and drive back in the late afternoon), so we were headed out the door by 5 o'clock. Still, there was enough time to have a sandwich (which the moms had thoughtfully provided after rehearsal) and do a tiny bit of visiting before we took off.

We have another rehearsal scheduled for this Saturday (the 25th), then a third rehearsal on May 9th (which I will be missing since I'm going to Wisconsin to visit brother Steve and his family), and then on May 16th we will be performing for an invited audience in a chapel in Shell Beach.

The first rehearsal excited me; the second one will be even more fun, since we'll be driving up Friday afternoon and will get some of the visiting time we missed out on last weekend. After that, for me, it's show time!

And thanks again to Evan for providing these great shots. Cousin Sandy sent me a saying in an e-mail and it's so true: "A picture is worth a thousand words, but it takes up three thousands times the memory."

Hippity Hoppity Flying Spaghetti Monster

Yes, it's that time of year again. I can tell, because there are lots of young people on the Gold Line when they should be in school. But school's out because it's Spring break and can Easter be far behind? Passover comes today when the sun goes down. But you don't see a lot of Passover marketing going on (although I did find a Passover basket online). It's all about renewal, though cloaked in various ritualistic forms. This ritualistic form I think says a lot about Easter for me. And if you want to expand your religious awareness (and who doesn't), you could check out the Flying Spaghetti Monster in all its mystical forms. It has brought me faith.

The biggest outward impact of this time of year is candy. In all its cheap forms, candy is everywhere. We didn't get enough during Valentine's Day, so it is reintroduced in new forms and colors. Steve and I are doing amazingly well on our diets (a New Year's resolution that we've actually been sticking with). I've lost 20 pounds and Steve's lost about 10 (but I have much farther to go).

The one thing we've allowed ourselves is Peeps. He eats his fresh from the box, while I practice the dessication of Peeps; for me it's the only way to eat them. You must cut open the cellophane wrapping and tip the peeps up to allow maximum surface area. Leave them that way for 10 days to two weeks to develop full potential of all their chewy goodness. When they sound like a hockey puck when tapped on the counter, they are ready to consume. Mmmm-mmmm. I do not think they are kosher, though.

And eggs. Easter eggs. Some of them are elaborate and stunning (those are Eastern European eggs), but most of them are just garishly colored (those are American eggs). Either way, I haven't quite figured out why we do this. I know that, as a child, Easter always meant one inevitable thing: egg salad sandwiches for the next week.

Personally, I haven't dyed Easter eggs for some time now because there aren't a lot of kids in my life, and they are what the easter egg hunt is all about. These days I just hard-boil eggs if I want egg salad. Besides, those dyes leak through the cracks in the eggs and imbue the salad with a weird bluish-brownish tinge that I always felt looked somehow unhealthy.

Cascarones are the best eggs of all, I think, but then you have to blow out the eggs (scrambled eggs for week) and fill them with confetti. But the fun you get breaking them over people's heads. And, of course, it's always fun to put one or two raw eggs in with the cascarones so some unsuspecting goofball will get a real surprise.

So Happy Passover, Happy Easter, Happy Flying Spaghetti Monster Day. Have some motzoh, your candy, your extra meatballs. Times is hard, but fun is harder.

Fun at Work

Everyone is so worried about the fate of publication, and the state of the economy just intensifies all the uneasiness, not just here at the Hollywood Reporter, but everywhere in publication. There are people standing in the corner, wringing their hands, absolutely convinced that the sky will fall. It reminds me of the Cowardly Lion in "The Wizard of Oz": "I do believe in ghosts, I do believe in ghosts, I-do-I-do-I-do-I-do believe in ghosts."

But I can't take that for very long. Most of the time it comes up in meetings where middle management types, who feel they have a duty to have everything under control, bandy words like kids at a high school debate session, trying to out-authority the others in the room when none of them really knows what's going on. And the corporate higher-ups will never let them in on the real scoop. So it becomes a self-important game they all take too seriously.

I do have something rather lighthearted to share with everyone, though: A cover that we published last week that was probably the highlight of the day for many of our readers (Access Hollywood even mentioned it). The story is about an upcoming film project based on the lives of the Three Stooges, and the story concerns the casting, which is almost complete. You don't have to read the story to know its content; just look at the picture (those are not the real stooges, by the way. A hint: the one in the middle is Sean Penn). And on the left, Obama's speech numbers, which are getting lower: Seems he's like a space launch; once folks get used to it, they stop watching. However, I take it as a good sign that not everyone is feeling compelled to glom on to his every word in public for reassurance: We're starting to realize we'll make it through the present shit -- a little smellier and perhaps not as wealthy but we'll make it -- it'll just take time.

So no real big news to convey. I still don't have the Disneyland pictures with me, so I can't write that post. I'm starting to forget what all happened during the day at the Happiest Place on Earth anyway, but I do recall we had a smashing time. And the photos will stir the memories, I'm sure.

Steve's doing well at his new job. April will bring the rehearsals for the reader's theater performance of "Arsenic and Old Lace" up north. If you're in the San Luis Obispo area on May 16th, you're invited to join us.

I'm Still Here

Last weekend Steve and I went to Disneyland with friends Steve and Roberto. These are folks we really like and we never seem to get around to doing anything with them. We had a really great time, but I don't have any of the photos with me, so I'll elaborate on that later when I have a chance for a flashier layout.

The biggest news today is buying a ticket to go visit my brother Steve (seen here coveting his first birthday present) and his brood in Ettrick, Wisconsin.

I'm visiting in early May before the Cannes Film Festival starts (it's a biggie and loads of people leave the office, so all bodies left are needed to pick up the slack for those basking in the south of France). I don't know what one does in Wisconsin, but I'm betting there will be cheese, sausages and/or alcohol connected to the activity. Sounds like fun.

My Steve's new job seems to be going well. If he ever figures out how to get back on this blog (I can't figure it out, either), I'm sure he'll tell you all about it.

Bummer of the Week: My Mac computer at home just won't turn on.

Bright Spot of the Week: I found instructions on the Apple Web site on how to troubleshoot the problem. Either it will be all better or I'll be taking the machine in tomorrow to get a new power supply installed. We shall see.

Dates for the "Arsenic & Old Lace" reader's theater have been set. Now all we need is a cast and somewhere to perform. Sister Kittie is handling those logistics. It will happen on Saturday, May 16, the Lord willing and the river don't rise.

God that's pithy. Sounds like something you'd say in Wisconsin.

Court and Parks

I keep telling myself that I'm not writing more blog entries because I never have any pictures. Then there are times when I say I'm not writing because nothing exciting ever happens. I think it comes down to the fact that I have to get the time to compose my thoughts, plan out the subjects of the blog and then sit down and write.

So it's been over a month. A couple things come to mind. First is the week we didn't go to Disneyland.

As some of you might know, I get four press passes to both Disneyland and California Adventure (the two parks at the Disneyland Resort) once a year. In February, Steve and I invited a gay couple we knew from the Reyne, a coffee shop we frequent on Saturday mornings. At the last minute, they backed out, saying they had plans to attend a play that evening with other friends and had just completely forgotten: Scratch those two off the A list.

Luckily, the Disney Media Office had crossed wires and didn't confirm the tickets until Friday, when I am not in the office, so I had a chance to save them for another day. Steve and I decided to go to Universal Studios, since I had never been there and he hadn't been in quite literally decades. They were having a special: buy entry to the park and get an annual pass.

We took the Studio Tour, which goes around the back lot, and got to see the area they're rebuilding since the major fire of last year (see blog entry of 6/1/08). I do have to admit that the back lot was much junkier looking than I thought it would be. The biggest part of the it seemed to be the exteriors for "Desperate Housewives," which is called Wisteria Lane or something like that. Of course, the tour included the collapsing bridge and the earthquake in the subway station and the Jaws shark in a lake. On the whole, it was interesting, and I can see how someone not familiar with Hollywood and eager to visit would be terribly impressed.

The second thing we did was go on the Simpsons ride, which was pretty fun. It's the old Back to the Future ride that's been revamped with a CG treatment of the Simpsons. The waiting area (aka "the line") was almost as fun as the ride, what with clips from past shows being shown overhead. The whole thing is supposedly Krustyland and there's a backstory with Sideshow Bob and a leaky nuclear reactor. If you don't follow the TV show, it would probably not mean a lot to you.

After the Simpsons ride, we stopped and had Benny & Jerry soft-serve ice cream (yes, such a thing does exist), and it wasn't too bad. All in all it was fun, for a day trip, but my back was bothering me (I pulled a muscle earlier that week), so we didn't get to check out City Walk as much as I would have liked. But now we have the passes, so going back is just a train ride away.

Steve is still actively working on the job search. He is sending out resumes almost daily. There are jobs out there, but there are also lots and lots of people vying for them. It's been ten years since I was unemployed, but I still remember the frustration of it all. We're doing OK financially and, between my paycheck and his unemployment, we haven't had to dip into savings or cut back too much on the good things. Our entire tax return did go to bills, though, instead of a new bamboo floor for the living room and dining room, as we were planning, and a vacation is pretty much out of the question for the near future. If those are the biggest sacrifices we have to make, we are indeed blessed.

The other big thing of late was, of course, the oral arguments before the California Supreme Court last Thursday concerning Proposition 8. (They look like a nice bunch of folks, don't you think?) The proceedings were streamed live online, and the Web sites that carried them were overwhelmed. I got onto the calchannel.com site, but Steve at home was unable to connect to any of them. I only missed about a half-hour of the three-hour-plus affair. It was quite interesting and I understand the conundrum the court finds itself in.

On the one hand, by overturning the proposition, they would be setting a precedent of limiting the power of the citizens to amend the constitution, which is a very bad thing. But by letting the proposition stand, they would be writing civil discrimination into the constitution, which is an even badder thing.

Also, if they uphold the proposition but let the same-sex marriages performed before its passage stand, the state would have licensed marriages that were legally valid but not recognized by the state. That's way too schizophrenic for me, and hopefully the court as well.

The Governator says he wants to see the proposition overturned. One of the cases before the court here was brought by a large group of municipalities and counties in California asking the proposition be overturned.

The amicus curiae briefs have flowed into the court from every which way. The list is as long as your arm and the vast majority of them back overturning the proposition. Even the attorney general, who is supposed to argue for the amendment, since it is now in the constitution, said it should be overturned and actually argued against it before the court.

My personal take on it: The court has overturned amendments because they brought about a change governmental structure, and that requires constitutional revision, not merely amendment. I think they should overturn this amendment and set the precedent that only revisions can be used to alter basic rights laid out in the constitution; amendments cannot be used for that purpose. However it washes out, we shall have a decision by June.

Another real nifty idea, I think, is to revise the constitution so that amendments can only be made by a two-thirds majority vote rather than a simple minority.

On the home front, Arroyo Grande-wise, we are planning a reader's theater, invitation-only performance of "Arsenic and Old Lace" starring the two moms. I bought a copy of the script, and Steve and I have been taking turns entering it into my computer so we will have large-type copies for the reading. Also, I've had to add a narrator to describe a lot of the action and bits that go on in the show. There's no set date yet, but if you want an invitation, please drop a line to me or Paula (my mom) or Kittie Vicars (my sister) and we will keep you informed on the when and where of the performance.

And looking ahead to next weekend, Steve and I are going to Disneyland, this time with a more reliable couple we know. The four of us keep saying we're going to get together and do something, but it's only happened once. The offer of free tickets was motivation enough, I guess, to plan a get-together next Saturday. I'll be doing a little more research to find out what's going on in the two parks and hopefully plan things out for the day. We're all really looking forward to it, and if we remember to take the camera, I'm sure there will be a posting here about it sometime soon.

So there you go, a really humungus blog entry to make up for all the little ones I haven't made. Perhaps I will be more diligent about keeping this up to date and timely with more regular entries. And, of course, your feedback keeps me motivated, so let me know when you've visited the site.

Other Than That, How Was the Play, Mrs. Lincoln?

A fan of this blog e-mailed yesterday and asked why I hadn't made any entries recently. No, it's not because awards season is overwhelming (though it is), but because such wonderful things have been happening in our lives recently.

On Dec. 20, our big screen plasma TV started going really buggy, so we called a TV repair service and they came and took it away: Probably back by the day after Christmas, we were told. We never saw it again.

With all of the tactics that repair shops in general use, they stalled week by week until, finally on the 12th of January, they said that the set could not be fixed. The plasma plate display was corrupt and would have to be replaced, which would cost as much as a new set. They then requested another $30 to return the set to us unfixed. We told them to go fuck themselves.

In the interim we had a lovely Christmas. Steve gave me a Blu-Ray disc player (ironic because we had no television with which to enjoy it). We went out and purchased a 19" flatscreen at a very reasonable price, so we weren't denied video fare, but it was like watching a postage stamp.

The first week in January, Steve was fired from his job. The boss was a psychotic on too much medication. Steve had been there for six months and 15 of the 20 staff employees (including the company president) had been fired during his tenure. I was not terribly surprised, since it was just a matter of time. It had nothing to do with how competent or effective Steve was in the job in reality, because the boss was just not in touch with reality. In any case, that was the second big stroke of shitty luck. The third was when Steve's car went in for maintenance and leaky front seals were found on the wheels, which costs $900 to fix, we discovered.

When we received the death sentence on the television, being good consumers, we decided to go out and replace it. This time we got an LCD, which uses much less energy. It also came with a new home theater system. All our components are now Sony, and we have them connected with HDMI cables, so they talk to one another. I have a suspicion they are talking about us. In any case, we now are renting Blu-Ray discs from Netflix and having wonderful high-definition viewing experiences. I'm also getting the Oscar nominees on screener DVDs from work, so we're able to watch those as they come my way.

Last week, the upstairs toilet blocked up, all of a sudden and for no apparent reason. Responsible homeowners, we went out and purchased a plumber's snake and attempted to dislodge the block, but toilets don't seem to be designed to allow the snake to pass through to the sewer pipes. Steve went out and bought some enzyme type of unclogger and we dutifully spent three days dumping this eco-friendly stuff down the loo, but to no avail. Steve asked his friend John, who is familiar with toilet troubles, to come over and assist in the diagnosis and repair of the problem. (Luckily, we have a downstairs half bath, so we weren't without facilities.)

On this last Sunday, I drove my car into work and stopped at the Subway shop just around the corner to pick up lunch before I went into work. When I went back out to the car, it would not start. I could tell it was a dead battery. So I walked over to the office, put my lunch away and called AAA roadside service. After half an hour they arrived with a huge flatbed truck that blocked everyone in the parking lot (and they all complained quite heartily).

I told the fellow I needed a jump start and he insisted on listening to the engine. I attempted to turn it over, whereupon he announced that I needed a jump. He did so and, after 10 minutes of running the engine, I headed into the parking structure at work. I went down every two hours and ran the car for a while, just to keep the battery charged. After work the car started successfully and I was able to make it back home. It's been sitting in the garage since. I rarely use it, since I take the train and subway into work most days, so a new battery is a low priority in my mind.

This week John came over and helped in the ongoing effort to unclog the toilet but was unsuccessful. His opinion was that the toilet was old and calcium deposits were blocking the flow in the toilet itself. So Steve went down to OSH and purchased a new toilet and, handyman that he is, installed the thing himself. The tank was leaking at the bolts.

The next day (Friday) I am normally off work, so we went and got some silicone epoxy and sealed the bolts. The toilet flushed once, then started backing up again. Today, we took the new toilet off and ran the snake directly down the pipe, hit the blockage but it would not budge. Upon pouring a bucket of water in, it backed up again. Our last hope was to get some kickass Drano type cleaner and see if it would do the job. We did so.

Upon returning home, we pulled out the snake to put in the Drano and up came a sock clinging to the end of the snake. Seems it had fallen in during laundry day (the hamper is directly across from the toilet) and no one had noticed.

So this sock is pictured here because it presents an icon for the last weeks since I wrote in this blog: smelly and covered with shit and God knows what and disrupting the true and free low of things as they should be.

On the up side, we are now capable of handling any kind of drain blockage that might befall us in the future. And Steve has had numerous projects to distract him from brooding on his employment status.

Actually, he has already had one interview with the Pasadena Humane Society, is registered with a temp-to-hire firm here in town which specializes in accounting, and has had a request from another firm which is looking to add a full-charge bookkeeper. It's an accounting firm with, hopefully, no psychotic bosses or supervisors.

Also on the up side, we are adhering to our New Year's resolution to lose weight. I've dropped 10 pounds and Steve has dropped eight since the first of the year and the diet is becoming easy to manage. We're doing Atkins, and I adapted a recipe for New York cheesecake to make it low carb, and it really is impossible to tell it from the real thing. It helps us in keeping on keeping on.

Another New Year's resolution I made was to learn the program Dreamweaver, which is an authoring program for the Web. I figure if my head is on the block at work any time soon, I'll be ready to hit the workforce, since all the ads I see for designers and art directors require full knowledge of web applications as well as graphics programs. Welcome to the 21st century. Also, I want to be able to design a site to promote myself. And if I do get laid off from work, I get a nice severance package with seven weeks full pay. But I'm not focusing on that, since I'm painfully valuable to the Reporter.

So here's a really long blog entry to keep you occupied and bring you up to date. Sorry the sock is the only picture, but we don't have much else to show you. Who takes pictures of broken objects and frustrating moments?

On the marriage front, our connubial existence is still in limbo with the California Supreme Court weighing a plethora of briefs submitted over the whole Proposition 8 debacle. We understand sometime in April or May is probably when they will hand down their decision on whether the proposition is legal and, if so, whether our marriage (performed before the proposition passed) is binding or not.

Be happy. Keep in touch. I'll try to add to this blog more regularly in the coming year. Oh great; another resolution.